Thursday, January 22, 2009

爱与吸毒


就如吸毒
明知吸毒不好
但偏偏要陷入苦海

一旦吸了第一口
就要第二口
然后第三口
就慢慢上瘾了

上了隐
就无法退出

为什么
我偏偏就是那个毒鬼!
让我生不如死!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Tagged by Mun Suet

幸福套餐 NO。1♥
01 你的绰号 : Lim Chong Sheng [Rice Bucket,Fhan Tong,800 Newton,Lecturer Maniac...]
02 年龄 : 17++
03 生日 : 20 Dec 1991
04 星座 : Sagitarius
05 兴趣 : laugh.. sleep.. use comp.. read sumting imformative.. watch documentaries.. eat..
06 专长 : er.. do MATHS..! er.. everything so so nia la.. so.. ok ok lo.. good in making ppl laugh.. as well as making them pissed.. aiks.. BAD point..

幸福套餐 NO。2♥
01 你有没有喜欢的人? : yes.. i do.. but.. haiz.. complicated..
02 是否在交往? : NO..! still waiting 4 her..! hope that she knows..
03 现在幸福吗? : 幸福? 家庭的幸福吧.. 爱? 还没感觉到..
04 如果上天给你勇气,最想做什么事? : I'll cut out my heart & let her know how deep is my love..
05 如果有天,你爱的人跟你告白的话? : I'll be very surprised & happy of coz.. because.. 4 me.. its good enuf if there's a person who likes me.. proposing?? haiz.. impossible ba..

幸福套餐 NO。3♥
01 点你的人是: Mun Suet
02 她是你的 : LOU POH..! my caring fren 2 b true..
03 她的个性? : very nice gal.. caring.. did pissed me off once.. but.. love her..! as a "lou poh"!
04 认识她多久? : er.. 5 months oni leh.. LOL..
05 你觉得她怎样? : i would have woo her if she's my age.. oops..! jkjk..!
06 你想对她说什么 : Hope you'll never leave me behind.. because nowadays.. u're the oni 1 standing by me.. if u going off.. then get sumone 2 take over u..! hehe..! sounds very romantic.. but.. she's my real good fren..!

幸福套餐 NO。4♥
01 最爱的节目 : er.. any movies lo.. as long as i watch with her.. anyone shud b nice.. =)
02 最爱的音乐 : er.. maybe soft songs.. those that's meaningful.. which sings my heart out..
03 最爱的季节 : er.. i never try any.. but i think i will lyk.. er.. 秋天(izit spring?).. dono y..
04 最爱的卡通 : er.. i used 2 lyk sailormoon.!
05 最爱的人 : Sidhata.. family.. frens.. lou pohs.. n of coz.. HER..
07 最爱的国家 : er.. still not sure.. M'sia not bad la..
08 最爱的天气 : Raining.. i lyk it.. its so romantic.. always think abt sumting when it rains..

幸福套餐 NO。5♥
01 如果上天给你三个愿望:
第一个愿望 : Everyone 2 b happy & healthy(excluding me)..!
第二个奢望 : I can stay healthy n don't make my frens & family worry abt me..
第三个梦想 : I can b happy.. n don't get hurt anymore..!
02 你是很专一的人吗 : I am..! definitely..! n its proven..!
03 最深刻的回忆? : i'm still young.. i think i can answer it at the moment i'm dying.. which i think it'll b quite soon..
04 你是个很有信心的人吗? : NEVER.! i've no self-confidence..! hate myself..
05 你很爱微笑吗 : smile? yes.. without teeth..
06 如果你要放弃你现在的生活,你愿意吗 : my life is really hard.. but.. i noe.. as long as i go over all these pathways.. i'll c the enlightening road at the end..
07 妄想什么样的生活 : I dunwan long life.. juz wanna be with u.. lyk i said.. 1 day.. enuf..
08 是否横刀夺爱才是爱 : 爱不是拥有,而是让他自由地走。当然,不去争取,不是我的做法!

I want to tag:
1. Wen Yuin
2. Wen Jie
3. Eric
4. JC
5. Rui Wei
6. Zi Qian
7. Pei Wern
8. Fui Swen
9. Fion Tey
10.Zu Wen

Tagged by Eric & Zi Qian

er.. must choose 10 a?? er..

1. Mun Suet
2. Wen Jie
3. Wen Yuin
4. Jason Chong
5. Celine Chung
6. Wai Yew
7. Zu Wen
8. Pei Wern
9. Fui Swen
10. Bernice Sew


finish d?! WTH..! just about to start?!?! haiz.. ok ok.. begin now....





Who is no.6 having relation with?(Wai Yew)
er.. S.*.*.*.E! ShemalE?! LOL.. no la..!

Is no.9 male or female?(Fui Swen)
Female!!!

If no.7 and no.10 are together, will it be a gud thing?(Zu Wen & Bernice)
Oops..! er.. shhhh... shudn't comment anything.. bluek..! =p

What is no.2 studying?(Wen Jie)
Hotel Management in TARC/KTAR

When was the last time u had a chat with no.3?(Wen Yuin)
er.. last week i suppose.. seldom chat d..

What genre of music does no.8 like?(Pei Wern)
er.. i remember she likes "when u're gone".. er.. mayb those love songs.. any genre will do..

Would you woo no.3?(Wen Yuin)
er.. what's "woo"?? sumting lyk.. "chase" in mandarin rite? er.. mayb.. or mayb not.. no one can see the future as what a "girl" told me.. XD

How about no.7?(Zu Wen)
waaa..! er.. actually.. i love 2 hug him..! LOVE YOU TAI KOR..!

Is no.4 single?(JC)
er.. HE/SHE is still in a relationship with me.. so.. yea.. i noe HOMO.. but.. yea.. he's not "single"! =p

What is the surname of no.5?(Celine Chung)
"Chung"

What is the hobby of no.10?(Bernice)
er.. listening to music?? dono leh.. n yea.. READ BOOKS..! Super-Duper-Book-Worm..!

Does no.5 and no.9 get along well?(Celine & Fui Swen)
er.. i think so gua.. LEOs r always close 2 each other..! HEHE..!

Say someting casual about no.1(Mun Suet)
er.. loves 2 laugh..! n.. not loyal..! argh..!

Have u ever tried developing feellings for no.8?(Pei Wern)
she's my "UNDERGROUND" lou poh.. meaning.. we "couple" secretly..! UNOFFICIAL..! muahahaha..! bluek..!

Where does no.9 live?(Fui Swen)
er.. Kelana Jaya.. i got the full address.! can i put it here?!?! Hhehe..!

What color does no.4 like?(JC)
er.. he wears.. black.. purple.. pink.. yellow.. but i think.. [PURPLE] suits him more.. UNIVERSAL GAY COLOUR..! haha..! ok la.. if u wear.. then i wear with u la.. "gei gei"!

Are no.5 and no.1 best friends?(Celine Chung & Mun Suet)
both also my "lou poh" wo.. er.. FORTUNATELY.. i dun think they really noe each other.. LOL..!

Is no.7 the most talented person in the world?(Zu Wen)
yes..! everyone is talented.. he's talented in losing weight..! he lost abt 20 KG..! *clap hands*



YEAH! finish d..! jeeeeez..!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Jason Chong Jia Jun a.k.a "gei gei"

i'm here to apologise to jason and mun suet for FFK-ing u all.. sorry le.. dowanna give any excuses la.. juz sorry..

anyway..! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON CHONG..! Wish that u can grow abit horizontal.. then have more TESTOSTERONE.. then have a nicely STYLED HAIR.. and get HER asap..!

jeez..! May my wishes come true..! LOL.. like my bday d.. :)

smile

Most of the girls say that i can't smile.. same to the guys.. but.. should i be so sensitive to their words? smiling isn't difficult.. besides.. it is costless.! Why can't we smile more frequent.. And it might make someone around us happy! Let me tell those people out there who doesn't like to smile.. "A smile costs nothing, but when comes to service, it means everything." The word SERVICE.. meaning.. whatever you are doing.. especially when doing CHARITY.!

So, from now onwards.. I'll be smiling everytime..! Even though I look really DAMN retarded..! LOL..! SMILE guys.!

Friend

A single rose can be my garden.. A friend, my WORLD..

What do u mean by "FRIEND"?

A friend hears the song of my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.. So, now.. Tell me.. Do you think that you are my friend? Or do you want to be THIS FRIEND of mine?

Friday, January 16, 2009

Cold Feet of Penguins

Additional Information about Penguins..

Why do Antartic penguins' feet not freeze in winter when they are in constant contact with the ice & snow? After doing research for so long, this is what i got.!

Penguins, like other birds that live in a cold climate, have adaptation to avoid losing too much heat and to preserve essential body temperature of about 40 C. The feet pose particular problems since they cannot be covered with insulation in the form of feather or blubber, yet have a big surface in area (similar consideration apply to cold climate mammals such as polar bears).

Two mechanisms are at work. First, the penguin can control the rate of blood flow to the feet by varying the diameter of arterial vessels supply in the blood. In cold condition the flow is reduced, when it is warm the flow increases. Human can do this too, which is why our hands and feet become white when we are cold n pink when we are warm. Control is very sophisticated and involves the hypothalamus and various nervous and hormonal system.

However, penguins also have "counter current" heat exchangers at the top of the legs. Arteries supplying warm blood to the feet break up into many small vessels that are closely allied to similar numbers of venous vessels bringing cold blood back from the feet. Heat flows from the warm blood to the cold blood, so little of it is carried down the feet.

In the winter, penguin feet are held a degree or two above freezing-to minimize heat loss, whilst avoiding frostbite, ducks and geese have similar arrangement in their feet, but if they are held indoors for weeks in warm condition, and then released onto snow and ice, their feet may freeze to the ground, because their physiology has adapted to the warmth and this causes the blood flow to feet to be virtually cut-off ans their foot temperature below freezing.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

anti-hostel

i'll say NO 2 hostel after oni 1 week..! dun say i "dai siu yeh".. kenot tahan lotsa stuffs.. shud not insult my CURRENT COLLEGE/HOSTEL so badly now.. so yea.. details.. pls contact me..! LOL..!

steps 2 get my numb..
1. get ur hp..
2. go 2 contact list..
3. search 4 my name.. i believe is either.. CS.. Chong Sheng.. or.. Fhan tong..!
4. then press the green button on ur hp.. which is call..
5. lastly.. wait 4 me 2 pick up the call..!
6. if the line was engaged.. or didn't get through.. pls repeat step 1-5..
7. u'll hear lotsa COMPLAINTS from me..!

Monday, January 5, 2009

1st day in TARC

woke up in the morning.. lyk.. 5:30.. but.. i kelam-kabut.. then "ding" here "ding" there.. "dong" here.. "dong" there.. ok.. i think i'm late 4 my ORIENTATION..! yea.. went 2 TMN MEGAH's GEMBIRA makan.. then go TAR.. surprisingly.. i reach there within 1/2 hour..!

the 2 EMCEEs r HOT man..!(1 of them is KAH YUN..! woohoo..! HAN LIANG..! who say TARC chinese gal not chun..!) din noe TAR gals really so hot de.. thought oni got 1 leng lui.. (which is my er jie.. wen jie..!)

now i noe.. TARC got damn alot leng zhai.. but not many leng lui.. haiz.. havta MINUS OFF the aim i come 2 TAR.. luckily my father was here.. he did almost everything in my HOSTEL..! jeeezzz... DAI SIU YEA huh?! hehe..

i met my room-mate.. from kajang.. name.. DERRICK.. tall n big in size.. din noe he's another 180 degree transform person too..! he was quite leng zhai when he was in early form 4(saw his pic).. but now.. abt 1.5 of my size d.. he said he gonna swim..! n he's gonna pull me 2 swim with him too.. haiz.. so sad 4 an HYDROPHOBIC rice bucket..! sobs..
guys.. miss u all alot..! especially my lou pohs.. gei geis.. haiz.. everyone that i noe la..! loves.. ciao..!

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Wife..

i was on a contract with this gal during LLC'08.. the main content of this contract was.. LIM CHONG SHENG will marry KONG MUN SUET for 6 days.. which is the duration of the camp.. after that.. is up 2 us 2 renew the contract.. or let it be.. but.. sadly.. we din do anything.. so we divorced.. she went with other ppl.. so i do.. i hav 7 wives now..! once hit 8..! but now.. eric divorced d.. so.. too bad..! but.. we splited.. is because..

"jheng jheng jheng..!"
LIM CHONG SHENG.. remarry KONG MUN SUET..
woohoo..! n now.. she's my wife..! happy..! when are we going 2 hav another child?! LOL..!


-was sleeping with wife..(with a "humanized" cat behind) on the bed..-


-then we plan 2 camwhore.. but erik.. my ex was inside..!-


-Mun suet saw HIS face in the pic.. she was so angry.. she kicked me..!-


-but.. i comfort her with sweet-talks.. she was so happy.. so she "kissed" me..!-

welcome.. My wife.. KONG MUN SUET..!

FYI.. Captions were all created by me.. so 2 the story of the photos.. so yea.. she didn't kiss me.. so.. 2 you guys..! who wanna kao HER.. go ahead..! i dun mind sharing her with u though..! LOL..! bluek..! :D