
Painted Bathroom Floor..!
Imagine you are party-ing.. tenth floor of a hi-rise building..!
You visit the bathroom..
REMEMBER..!
is painted bathroom floor..!
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hey.. this is chong sheng's blog.. AKA fhan tong.. or BANANAs call me rice bucket.. anyway.. hope u guys enjoy my post.. its kinda emo though.. but.. yea.. meaningful i hope..!
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
(Highlited-in white)
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)
When someone tells you that you can't do something...
Look around...
Consider all options...
Then GO for it!
Use all the things God gave you!
Be creative!
In the end, you will succeed and prove them wrong!
Always remember
'Nothing is impossible, if your heart is willing'
An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,
'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your
mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage...
and that much misery is enough!'
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,'the oldman says.
'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this,
so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'
She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man,
'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there.
I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
'Okay', he says, 'It's all set. They're both coming for Deepavali
and paying their own airfare!!'
I never knew there would be a better tomorrow
But you've come into my life and taken away all my sorrow
My days of sadness are a thing of the past
Because I have found true love at last
My days of emptiness are gone for good
Because you fill a void in my heart that you should
You've opened a window
You've shown me the light
And my love for you will continue to burn bright.