WORST DAY EVER !!!

2day is lyk.. aiks.. juz read n u will noe..

i went 2 kasturi at 3:25.. i was walking up the stairs.. n i POK KAI.. luckily wasn't really fell on the floor.. juz lyk.. terKICK the staircase.. n.. sum gals were laughing at me.. so yea.. [ DISGRACE 1 ]

when i went into the class.. n i sat behind jun xing.. then i smelled sumting weird.. n i realised was my shirt.. not any sweat smell.. its juz lyk.. those undried shirt.. so i was lyk.. so malu.. n summore a leng lui sat bside me.! sobs.. malu! [ DISGRACE 2 ]

during BM class.. yong ching took my pen.. so i was lyk.. "eh.. gimme back my pen.!" then i was lyk.. keep rubbing his thighs 2 get him return me the pen.. how i noe.. suddenly the teacher was on fire.! n.. he scolded both of us.. he said.. he din want 2 chase us out of the class.. so.. 2day will b the last class.. n he dowan 2 c us the following week.. if not he will give us a SLAP!!! at 1st i was lyk.. sorry.. then when i came up from the class.. i felt lyk.. F**K HIM LA! F**KING no manners wey! GILA BABI wey! aiks.. 4get it la.. [ DISGRACE 3 ] NEXT>>>

i was lyk.. kinda pissed.. so i ask my grandpa 2 go out wit me 4 CHEE CHEONG FUN! so we went out.. we ordered lyk those crunchy stuffs lo.. then we eat, eat n eat.. then suddenly my grandpa spit out the FU CHUK.. i was lyk.. "gong gong.. ni ok ma?!" (grandpa, r u ok?!) then when he said "OK".. i saw his mouth was full of blood.. n i believed that he broke his tooth.. he was lyk.. IN PAIN.! then.. i was damn sad.. felt that.. i m so useless.. n unlucky as well.. i was about 2 break into tears.. i noe SISSY la.. sorry la.. hehe.. this is not any DISGRACE.. but then.. aiks.. [ 4 ]

i went home.. n told my dad that i was banned from attending kasturi's BM class.. he was damn angry.. bcoz of "BANNED".. then i told him the whole story.. he stood on my side.. n he ask me 2 screw the class.. so yea..

THANKS DAD! for trusting me.!

ok! end of story!


murmured by,
PUNCTURED RICE BUCKET :(

*WASABI FESTA*

this was during the japanese week thing.. so.. me, liang, lung n hwa was chatting abt sushis.. then suddenly.. i came out wit an idea 2 compete in eating sushi wit damn alot WASABI!!! so we juz went to the sushi stall.. n ordered.. the seaweed wasn't big enuf.. so they used 2 pcs of seaweed 2 wrap it.. we asked them 2 use WASABI 2 stick them.. so yea.. this is the video of us eating it.. it wasn't that bad.. but liang was kinda lyk.. pinching the nose all the way.. LOSER LIANG!!! LOL.! it was fun anyway.. hehe! we stole the spotlight at least.. dun say us LOA pls.! hehe!

Taekwondo closed championship

ntg much 2 blog abt la.. juz watch the video.. oh ya.! me n jun xing was very badly injured after the match.. i m in red.. jun xing in blue..

LEO install..

ok.. i noe this post is kinda late.. erm.. ok.. leo install.. i wanted 2 juz attend the install n juz get GRADUATED.. but then.. this JASMINE & CHRIS!!! both of them keep calling me.. 24/7! 2 ask me 2 perform.. so.. yea.. i said.. as long as they get me 3 HOT girls.. n she got me FUI SWEN, ANDREA, JAN YI! this "GUTLESS" fui swen go pull out.. n i got DESTINEE instead.. so.. we oni hav 1 week 2 practise a 3/2 min. dance.. so.. ok.. kian min memorised alot alot.. n i juz lyk.. do the max that i can.. same goes 2 chien lung bcoz both of us got inter-house games.. both r capt. summore.. so.. yea.. practise n practise.. until friday.. we went 4 the 2nd audition.. n we screwed up the dance.. but then.. pn. chung was lyk.. "chong sheng, i wish that u all can do it.. but..... *suddenly stopped*" n i said.. "i'll contact jasmine n tell her whether we will make it 4 the install.. " so yea.. at nite.. suddenly JAN YI called me.. n she was lyk.. "WE TRAINED SO HARD! HOW CAN WE NOT DANCE! IT WILL BE A WASTE!" so.. yea.. since the girls want it.. so.. we agreed 2 perform! on that day itself.. me, kian min & chien lung keep practising in the school library until we kinda master it liao.. b4 the install.. we were lyk.. not really nervous.. but is lyk.. "COME! LETS CAMWHORE! LALA POST! LAN YENG POST! EMO POST!......." n.. this is wat we performed after 1 week practise....

^This is how WE r suppose 2 look lyk..^
(cina apek)

for both pictures..
(Clockwise from left)
Des, Jan, Andrea, Lung, Kian, ME, Liang

andrea.. wat position is that?! LOL


dun say i stalk andrea.. juz whenever
i snap a photo.. she will b inside..

*FUI SWEN- u r a very mean GAL!
*FUI SWEN- stop throwing the shuttlecock at me!
*FUI SWEN- i got a photo of u.. (u look kinda "weird" in it)
MUAHAHAHA...!

Inter-House Games!!!

erm.. yea.. the inter-hse games.. i was in the two teams.. which is badminton & volleyball.. during school hours.. i was lyk.. telling my frens.. that green will definitely lose 2 blue 4 VB finals.. bcoz their team was so well-balanced.! not lyk my green team! so i was lyk.. screw the VB la.! i will concentrate in my BADminton.. then steph came 2 me.. n she said.. "WAT KIND OF CAPTAIN R U?! NO FAITH IN UR TEAM!" bcoz of wat she said.. i was lyk.. ok.. we shall give the BLUES a fight.. lyk wat SIR said.. win or lose.. is juz a result.. the main thing is.. we enjoy the game.! even if we lose.. we lose wit pride.!

ok.. abt the time 4 me 2 start my BAD wit the BLUE oso.. i-seng yew playing doubles.. the 1st set we were lyk trailing by 11 points.. i was F**KING pissed off at the opponent.. F**KING fat ASS!! thinks that he's so good! but then.. after the 1st set.. i was lyk.. 4get it la.. juz play the 2nd set without any pressure la! then we were lyk.. trailing 16-1! sien.. after that.. i went 4 my VB FINALS!!!

i practise my service.. n it was lyk.. all FEI KEI BO! aiks.. so sad.. ok.. let's start wit the match.. we got the 1st point.. then after that.. blue got 6 points in 1 shot! i straight away call 4 timeout! this is the earliest TIMEOUT i guess.. ok.. 1st set.. GREEN was AWFUL! BLUE trashed us kao kao! so i told wai yew.. 4get abt the 1st set.. let it go.. work 4 the 2nd set.. ok.. 2nd set was so stooopid! wei kein made sum wrong decision n judgements.. which almost lead us 2 a DEFEAT in straight set.. but then.. we won by 25-23! suwei was lyk! "I HATE U CHONG SHENG! Y U WIN! I WANT 2 GO BACK EARLY!" lol.. then we started our rubber set.. we started it very well.. n we were leading 22-13 or sumting liddat.. i dono wat happened.. my team-mates mayb r too impatient! they juz simply hit the ball.. n the blues caught up to 24-21.! the last serve went 2 JAZLI n he managed 2 serve it over.. thx 2 my BUDDY, SAM YONG! we won! i was completely in JUBILANCE ! i really lyk.! "WE MADE IT!" the feeling is BETTER than having SEX man! [even though i nvr had sex b4] but i think is better gua! hehe! Kah Hee was kinda pissed off.. but then.. i juz lyk.. "NICE GAME!" lol.!

after this.. i 4got how LISA got my hp.. LISA, CELINE & SUWEI!!! they were checking every single thing in my hp! especially my MESSAGES! they go send msg 2 SUMONE.! make me blush lyk HELL! n.. u gals go take my hp n CAMWHORE! omg! the famous camwhorer, SUWEI was lyk.. camwhore wit [cel,mine n her] hp..! 3 of them go bully me! so bad! so mean!

anyway.. good job 2 vinser.! n the green hse handball teams! that was a SENSATIONAL performance from u guys man! GREEN won the overall champion! me n vinser go SELF-INVITE 2 get the TROPHY! WOO-HOO!

*sry 2 zhuo li bcoz i couldn't give u my medal.. bcoz i used it 2 trade 4 other 4 types of medal!

WOO! MEDALS!

MY MEDALS!

ok.. still.. MEDALS!

this is wat they did 2 my hp!

again.. i m good enuf 4 not putting the
more retarded one.. LOL!

Funny advertisements!

Jackie Chan's movie?!

Great design huh?!

yoyoyo! FAKE ALFRO!

LOL! this is FUNNY!

ok.. i bet sum guys use the teeth 4 other stuffs! LOL.! jkjk!

a unique "fren"..

i noe this.. er.. dono a guy r a gal.. without intention.. i wanted 2 sms grace 2 ask wat 2 bring 4 2moro's english lesson.. then suddenly this person.. call kit ming.. from KL.. replied me.. i was like.. er.. hu r u a.. the opp. side oso same.. so we were lyk.. where r u from.. where u get my num.. n so on.. but then.. i remember this num.. i got it bcoz i wanted grace's num.. so she misscalled me.. OMG! sounds 7 scary wey! damn.! -deng!- scared scared liao!

*sry if u r not even a person!
*Namo Amitabha!
*Om Ma Ni Pad Me Hum!
*Alhamdulilah!
*Jesus!