Current FORM 6 Life

Other than "FATTY", "Fhan Tong", "Rice Bucket"... I got my new NICKNAME.. From the entire LOWER FORM 6! "Master of CamWhore" and also.. "No.1 Poser".. Master was nice.. but not CAMWHORE.. sae to No.1 and POSER.. wtv it is.. these were what i have been doing in my FORM 6 CLASS!

CamWhoring / Photo / Posing / Modeling Session!

The colonoscopy

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.

'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'


'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away .'



'I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'



'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'


'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'


'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'


All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
The brain had a terrible headache,
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?
The "ASS HOLE" is usually the one in charge!

The great values of trees and forests

Trees are of great value is importance to our environment. They do enrich our life in various ways. We cannot exist as we do if they there are no trees. A mature leafy tree produces as much oxygen in a season as 10 people inhale in a year.

Besides, trees can reduce pollution. Trees can muffle and abate urban noise such as airports and free way almost as effectively as stone walls. The term phytoremediation is a fancy word for the absorption of dangerous chemicals and other pollutants that have entered the soil. Trees filter sewage and farm chemicals, reduce the effects of animal wastes, clean roadside spills and clean water runoff into streams.

Trees can be used to beautify the surroundings. Studies have shown that parts of cities without cooling shade from trees can literally be "heat islands" with temperatures as much as 12 degrees Fahrenheit higher than surrounding areas. Other than that, real estate values increase when trees beautify a property or neighbourhood. Trees can increase the property value of our home by 15% or more.

Trees fight soil erosion, conserve rainwater and reduce water runoff and sediment deposit after storms. Erosion control has always started with tree and grass planting projects. Tree roots bind the soil and their leaves break the force of wind and rain on soil. For example, flash flooding can be dramatically reduced by a forest or by planting trees. One Colorado blue spruce, either planted or growing wild, can intercept more than 1000 gallons of water annually when fully grown. Underground water-holding aquifers are recharged with this slowing down of water runoff.

Lastly, many people do not realise that forests are actually acting as giant filters that clean the air that we breathe in. Trees also help cleanse the air by intercepting airborne particles, reducing heat, and absorbing such pollutants as carbon monoxide, sulphur dioxide, and nitrogen dioxide.

In a nutshell, trees and forests play very important role in our daily life. Without them, no one dares to imagine how miserable our life will be. So, please do save the trees and the forests for a better tomorrow.

to eric..

i dono wat happened.. ppl say u moody.. tok 2 u.. u oso no reply.. but wtv it is.! cheer up la.! lets go williams 2gether.! then.. triple h!!! cheese naan.!!! ribena longan!!! wtv la.. eating can make a person less stressful ma.. =)

Real World

Today.. i went back to school at 10 o'clock.. just because that Pn. Tang told us.. practical test cannot be skipped no matter what reason it is.. so.. of course.. i do not want to get 0 4 my practical test.. so i went with hair dryer, maslin cloth and so on.. when i reach the school.. everyone was looking at me with a kind of look.. my attire was.. a mask + 1 t-shirt + 2 jacket + 1 Taekwondo Pants + white shoes..

the prefects were like.. "eh.. look at chong sheng!!" none of them actually came close to me..

then chris suddenly pop out! "CHONG SHENG! have u finish ur report(Prefect Install)?!"

Pn Yip saw me.. "waa.. what happen 2 u ha?? influenza a a?! got flu?! cough?!" i answered "a bit lo".. she straight away said.. " go go.! go away.." so i went off..

i went up.. saw angela.. she pass by me.. "what happened to u?!" n walk off..

SAW PN. TANG! "what happened to u.. dont come near me! i cant afford 2 get sick!" i replied.. "i came 4 practical.." "no no.! the whole class went 4 trip ald.. u better go home now.. any transport?! take my phone.." *pass me the phone.. abt 6 foot apart..*

aiks.. i understand.. coz im consider as patient.. but.. no more friends meh.. sobs.. i really cant imagine if i really have dengue or H1N1.. dono where will my friends go.. =(

Dengue? or Infuenza A? or im just being paranoid?

Symptoms of Dengue Fever:

- High fever - up to 105 degrees Fahrenheit (38+ celcius)
- Severe headache(yes.. head shaking!)
- Retro-orbital pain - pain behind the eye (i had that feeling..)
- Severe joint pains(Absolutely.!)
- Muscle pains(YES!!!)
- Muscle aches(bodyache KAO KAO!)
- Swollen lymph nodes(er.. sry.. dono how 2 see..)
- General weakness(got really weak.. cant even walk properly)
- Nausea(yea.. a bit)
- Vomiting(twice in 3 days!)
- Rash (not yet)

OH MY GOD! i am so damn close to dengue!!! sobs.!


Symptoms of Infuenza A:

weakness (yes!)
fatigue (obviously!)
muscle aches (YESH!!!)
headaches (yea.. very bad ones!)
fever (101 to 102 degrees) (38+ celcius)
sneezing (a bit la)
runny nose (a bit too)

ok.. now.. am i having any of these illness/disease?! argh! damn san fu la now.!!! =(

Spirits of Stage Performers

a person who goes up the stage to perform.. really needs lotsa courage.. as long as u put in effort.. u work hard 4 it.. and perform it sincerely.. the audience will feel it.. and they wont boo u 4 any mistakes.. every performers.. behind the stage.. before the performance.. they had their hard time.. these hurdles aren't easy to get through.. but.. 2 the audience.. their hardtimes are not into their consideration.. besides.. 2 the audience.. they wont feel pity at all.. 4 every sweat u dropped.. so.. audience.. please do clap 4 every performance.. after every hard times.. what they wanna hear.. is just.. APPLAUSE.. don't be stingy.. every clap can give them courage and also push them 2 another level..

to the performers: as long as you are sincere.. your effort can be seen by us.! don't give up people! LETS WORK HARDER!!! =)